Here is a secret message for you. I am a bit of a nerd as in I like online things and books. But I also love walking and unwind by doing some crochet or knitting. For real!
Hi there, something you read must have struck a chord.
I am SO GLAD you hit the button that brought you here! As much as I would like to take your money and get on with it, that is not how I work. How about we have a bit of chat first? You can tell me where you’re at with LinkedIn, what you’re hoping to achieve. You can ask me questions about the service you’re interested in. If you feel that my services fit your needs AND we seem to get along like a house on fire… THEN I am happy to book your spot and invoice you!
More interested in picking my brain than one of the set packages? Have a look at the FAQ below!
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS (FAQ)
Can I just pick your brain for an hour or two?
If you like to pick my brain, I am happy to be your sparring partner. This can be a follow up from previous work we did together or booked as stand-alone service. €150 gives you a 45 min Skype call + a recap email. Two sessions for €270 (saving €30).Three sessions for €360 (saving €90). Four sessions for €420 (saving €180). Five sessions €500 (saving €250).
When is payment due?
As much as I like chasing after fun people, I do NOT like chasing after their money. To save both of us time, embarrassment and other nasty stuff your payment is due BEFORE we commence out work together.
Can I pay in installments?
I hear ya, money needs to come in before it goes out. With packages over €2000, we can def talk about a payment plan. The first monthly instalment will be due before our work together. The sum of the instalments equals the total of the package. No such crap as it being cheaper to pay at once. I mean, if you could, you would, no need to penalise you.
Are clients pleased with your work?
Yup! At least that is what they tell me. Check it out here. Honestly, I’ve only had 1 client in 7 years that was disappointed and then we worked together to fix it.
Aren't your services grossly overpriced?
Nah. I work with your 1-on-1 and do stuff for you behind the scenes. Like show up well prepared. I am quite sensitive to how people work most comfortably and quickly adapt if my style is not working for you. It is a lot of money, no denying that. The price is reasonable though.
What if I need to reschedule one of our sessions?
Life happens. When you need to reschedule we reschedule. I’m not gonna be difficult about it.
Can I create my own package?
Sure, we can tailor services to your specific needs. The individual component prices give you an indication. A customised package might mean more work for me behind the scenes, so you will always get a quote based on your needs.
If I am in Amsterdam, can we have coffee?
Absolutely not! I do NOT drink coffee. As my daughter said when she was tiny: “We like coffee YUCK hey mommie?” Smartest thing the kid ever said. If we are talking Earl Grey Tea I might be open to it.